Fabregas searched at customs!

Arsenal midfield sensation, Francesc Fabregas, planned to jet home last night, after being the star of the show against Juventus at Highbury, but was stopped by customs officials.

The 18 year old was suspected of trying to smuggle 100kg of 'dope' out of the country.

However, after a quick body search it was revealed that Fabregas had simply forgotten to take Patrick Vieira out of his pocket.

FYI

Just so you can calibrate your offensiveness this weekend.




Apparently this is from the BBC. It's always nice to know that someone's taking things seriously.

You can stick Viera up your ass

...because we're in the CL and going strong. Who cares about fantasy or the premiership? Europe here we come.

Friday afternoon boast post

So, just to make sure everyone is up to date with my meteoric progress up the table, I'm now in 6th. If you look carefully at the table, you might even notice that I'm only 15 points off third place. I have high hopes for the weekend.


This post, of course, guarantees that I will suffer from another difficult weekend and probably be overtaken by my nemesis JonC.

God I love the Commonwealth Games

A follow up on a story I linked to ages ago

Possibly the world's best headline: Black Cocks pound flaccid Jamaicans

finally shaken him off!

Not only have I FINALLY shaken JonC off my tail (thanks for the memories Jon), but now I'm 6th!! I may even break out of midtable mediocrity (tm) before the season is over.

Over and out.

Sad to say...

You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.

What's Your Beer Personality?

of course, those who know me know how wrong this is - and not just because I can't hold my liquor for shit...

Go on, cheer me up after Stevie G's "assist" today. What's hyour beer personality??

Separated at Birth 5A

So, for some reason Separated at Birth #5 reminded me of this...

(for those less tech savvy as me and JonC (hello David!), the above is a link to a photo - the suppliers of the photo don't allow it to be saved from the web in the usual way)

Separated at birth No. 5

The pictures say it all...