Double Blog Blocked
The Power of Me
I have single handedly dealt with Chelsea. Signed Lampard and Crespo - they're fucked. One draw, one sneaky win against Sunderland. Lampard is without a goal or assist since I signed him.
Meanwhile, I get rid of Van Persie - he comes on tonight and scores. I imagine he'll get a hat-trick on Saturday against Bolton.
How do I do it? Answers on a postcard.
Dr. (Jon, take note) Rakison
Ps GO STILLERS!!!!
posted by drakison @ 8:28 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
"How do I do it?"
It's a gift. If you knew how you did it, I'm sure you'd stop. It can't be nice being rubbish.
Hope this helps. Cheers,
Nick.
Dear Dr. Nick
Thanks for the encouragement. Will work on being nicer to my friends who think I'm rubbish.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
David
Dear Dr. Rakison,
I believe that it's not totally your fault. I also dropped Van Persie this week (on Dr. Nick's advice no less - perhaps he has a vested interest?), thus precipitating my slide back down the table. Our combined power is clearly too much. I will reinstate Van Persie forthwith.
Please accept my humblest apologies,
Dr. CT
Good work, team. I think we successfully blog-blocked the interloper into silence. Now we have the place to ourselves again!
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