OMG: Arsenal Sign Dy

Arsenal Sign Dy!
Arsene Wenger finally got his chequebook out and signed 22 year old Kazakhstani international Nobo Dy.Defensive midfielder Dy cost an amazing £450,000 even though he has over 50 international caps to his name. D

Described as the new Vieira by most who have been privileged enough to see him play, his agent said"Nobo is amazing. He's not the new Vieira, he's better than Vieira ever was. He's never lost the ball or been dispossessed in a match since he was 16."

Kazakhstani national team coach Borat Sagdiyev also shed some light on his star player who was previously unable to sign for Europe’s biggest clubs because Kazakhstani immigration officials wouldn't let him leave the country."Nobo can pass better than Zidane and works harder than any player we've ever seen. S

ometimes we are scared to let him train with the rest of the squad because he's so committed."Nicknamed 'The unstoppable raging bull', 6ft 5" Dy is surely the perfect signing for Arsene.He cost less than half a million and is regarded as the best player to have ever played in central midfield.

Surely Dy will now fight with Alex Song for the chance to push Flamini for his place in a 5-man midfield that has been improving week after week.Dy's signing will come as good news to gooners everywhere, but for a while it looked like the signing was not going to happen.

An Arsenal source revealed:"Arsene was close to waiting a couple of seasons to sign Dy because he was happy with the progress of Alex [Song] and really didn't see a need, but in the end the price seemed like the kind of deal he's been waiting for."Welcome to Arsenal Nobo Dy!