Headline in tomorrow's Daily Mirror
Spurs Buy Every Player on the Planet in the Hope that Some of Them are Half-Decent
Tottenham Wankspurs continue to amass players at an amazing rate. If they keep on buying footballers at this speed, we project that by 2007 their squad will total 1,357,453 first team players. Martin Jol was overheard yesterday on the phone ordering a pizza with meatballs. Why don't know why that's relevant, but we think that perhaps he was told that meatball pizza can play on the wing or upfront.
posted by drakison @ 9:27 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Why would an Arsenal fan be bitter? Just because they've lost your captain and best midfielder, and brought nobody in to pep up their ageing squad except for Alexander Hleb (the new Vladimir Smicer?) ...
Of course I'm bitter. Bloody livid mate. And jealous. Of your good looks. At the same time, you have to admit that Spurs have been buying players left right and central midfield (nice play on words there even if I say so myself).
Post a Comment
<< Home