Bottom of the world, bottom of the league.

In a shameless move to get myself off the bottom of the table, I've recruited a couple of antipodean extras to our super league. So please welcome CT -- who you've already heard from in uninivited posts on the blog -- and Geoff Goodwin. CT is a NZ native, currently living in sunny Pittsburgh, PA. Geoff is an aussie, a good man, and a useful target for the blog when England reclaim the ashes later in the summer.

Here's looking forward to Saturday when Bobby Zamora claims his first premiership hat-trick, and the Miracle of Istanbul kicks all of your respective arses.